Glorious Mayhem

Glorious Mayhem

THE NECESSITY OF CUT GRASS

Looking for the straight line in a world of anything but.

Matt Smythe
Jun 19, 2025
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There’s one out there.

Much the same as I prefer paper-lit charcoal over gas when I grill, I’d rather push an acre than sit on a riding mower. I’m my father’s son. I enjoy the older-school, hands-on process. The time it takes and its result. I started to understand why when I turned 39 and was diagnosed with Tourette syndrome.

From 7th grade on, I suffer…

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