MATING GAMBIT FOR FOOLS
My woman and I fished from opposite banks while Trout Fishing in America sat in the sun at the foot of a pine.
She liked that I fish and thought it sexy. She wanted to fish with me, and I liked being a sex symbol, so there we were.
“The trout in here are calculating,” Trout Fishing in America said. “They like math and probabilities. They’re very good with…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Glorious Mayhem to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.