The clock behind the bar pointed at numbers I hadn’t seen since I woke in the drunk tank naked and covered in lamprey suction marks five years, eight months, and 364 days ago. The Sheriff told me at one point I had climbed on the bar during my karaoke rendition of Hound Dog spilling drinks with my swiveling hips. A woman with two kids, big brown eyes, a…
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