MAN OVERBOARD: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR FISHING GUIDE IS A TOTAL ASSHAT

I didn’t care that we had paid him for a day of fishing. He needed to go for a fucking swim and I was this close to helping his ass off the boat. 

There’s a bottomless well of stories that fishing guides can tell about nightmare clients. My industry friends have reminisced about clients, or sports, who spend the day bragging about their list of big fish …